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what the hell am i looking at?
"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You, on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never, ever be on that billboard."
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Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
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